Freaky Friday ... and super cute new shoes

This week has me reeling. It went from 59 and sunny to this:


See how dark? And dreary? See all the freaking snow?!? Can you feel the cold creeping right into your monitor?! I was most irritated. I wanted to wear these this morning:
Cute right? They are our newest sandal. (Waltz-149A. $14.99 ... contact your rep to place the order.) Part of me thought, "Eh, wear them anyway." But then the sane part got the better of me and I wore these instead:Also supremely cute (the Simmer-5. $24.99 Black, Brown and PUR-PLE!), but they are not NEW! What is it about new shoes. Anyway, I needed to make a trip to the store and it got me thinking about boots again, sigh. I really didn't want to be. And then I found this:
What? What is she wearing? Yes, her dress/skirt whatever is a little short and has a weird side pocket thing happening, but I was referring to her feet. The purpley things on her shoes.

They are galoshes, my friends. Galoshes. For her pumps! Here's a closer look:
They fit OVER your shoes and protect them from the elements. Crazy weird, but also a little genius, aye?

Stilettos = better recreational bedroom activities.

Yes, you read that correctly. We're totally PG-13 around these parts.

OK, so this really should have been our Valentine's blog. I'm a little slow, but we're totally early for St. Patrick's Day blog, and that's practically V-day's 1 month anniversary. So, see ... we're just checking in, making sure your "love department" is in "full bloom" for Spring, which also starts this month! I'm on fire, people.

But, let's get down to business. I hear women all the time talk about how they "feel" sexier when they wear heels. And guess what ... it's more than a feeling!



I digress again. Stilettos. Sexy. Yes, it's now a scientific fact ... unless you don't think chiropractors qualify. But I do. Take it away Stan:

"Heels accentuate the buttocks, the walking posture and the female anatomy," says Stan Gorchynski, chair of the board of the Ontario Chiropractic Association. "More attention is drawn to a woman in heels because her whole carriage changes."

We know men are visual creatures, that is no secret. So we've taken care of him, but it takes two. Now, on to you.

Doctor Maria Cerruto, a urologist in Italy (land of the lovers!), found high heels not only tone leg muscles, but "improve a woman's pelvic floor muscles, thereby boosting her sex life."

Taduh.

Say what? You don't wear heels? Well, we've got a little something for you too. Stiletto School.