Monday, March 1, 2010

Stilettos = better recreational bedroom activities.

Yes, you read that correctly. We're totally PG-13 around these parts.

OK, so this really should have been our Valentine's blog. I'm a little slow, but we're totally early for St. Patrick's Day blog, and that's practically V-day's 1 month anniversary. So, see ... we're just checking in, making sure your "love department" is in "full bloom" for Spring, which also starts this month! I'm on fire, people.

But, let's get down to business. I hear women all the time talk about how they "feel" sexier when they wear heels. And guess what ... it's more than a feeling!



I digress again. Stilettos. Sexy. Yes, it's now a scientific fact ... unless you don't think chiropractors qualify. But I do. Take it away Stan:

"Heels accentuate the buttocks, the walking posture and the female anatomy," says Stan Gorchynski, chair of the board of the Ontario Chiropractic Association. "More attention is drawn to a woman in heels because her whole carriage changes."

We know men are visual creatures, that is no secret. So we've taken care of him, but it takes two. Now, on to you.

Doctor Maria Cerruto, a urologist in Italy (land of the lovers!), found high heels not only tone leg muscles, but "improve a woman's pelvic floor muscles, thereby boosting her sex life."

Taduh.

Say what? You don't wear heels? Well, we've got a little something for you too. Stiletto School.




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